Pen Parodies of Potter 8

Part 8

Molly: *comes down stars*

Hermione: Um.. Yeah...

Fred:  Yep. *wicked grin*

Molly:  GEORGE WEASLEY!  HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I GOLD YOU NOT TO MOLEST YOUR BROTHER'S GIRLFRIENDS!!!!1!

Fred:  Whoops.  Gotta jet! *disapparates*

Hermione:  Uh.. Hi, Mrs. Weasley! *disapparates*

Molly: *muttering*  I keep telling him over and over.. Hm.. I'm hungry. *opens fridge*

Snape:  5 points from Gryffindor.

Molly:  AAHHHHHHH!!!  *runs out door screaming*

Snape:  Stfu.  5 points from Gryffindor.  Silencio.  5 points from Gryffindor.  5 points from say Slytherin you beeping potions bitch.  *climbs out of fridge in good imitation of Frankenstein*  5 points from Gryffindor. *walks out open door*

Arthur:  *glances downstairs, and shrugs*

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Hermione: *walking down some random street, thinking about life*

*Thunk*

Hermoine:  *turns around sharply*  Who's there?

*Thunk*

Hermione: ...*dissapparates*

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Fred:  *apparating around world*  Oh Hermiiione... *apparates*

Random little muggle girl:  AHHH!  MOMMIEEEE!!!  GHOSTIE!!!

Fred:  Boo.

Girl:  *screams incomprehensibly and runs off*

Fred: >3 *apparates*

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Ron: *in Hogsmeade* *muttering stuff about unemployment*

*Thunk*

Ron: Who's there?

*Thunk*

Ron:  *shrugs and walks into the Hog's Head*

Aberforth: *grunts*

Ron:  Hey, Abe.  One Firewhisky, please.

Aberforth: *slams bottle on counter*

Ron: *drinks in silence*

Aberforth: *coughs*

Ron: *still deep in thought*

Aberforth: *pokes Ron's head*

Ron:  *wakes up* Sorry.  *slams silver onto counter*

Aberforth:  *puts away silver*

Ron: It must be interesting, Abe...

Aberforth: What?

Ron:  Having such a... family.  But staying true to your dreams and becoming a goat charmer.  Then a bartender.

Aberforth: ... So?

Ron:  Well.. I envy you.

Aberforth:  Whatever.  *loses interest in Ron*

Ron:  I want to be a bartender.

Aberforth:  *snaps back*  Weasley kid say what?

Ron:  Will you give me a job?

Aberforth: *speechless*