Pen Parodies of Potter 6

Part 6

Dumbledore: ...  That's disturbing..

Hermione:  What is?

McGonagall:  *points out window behind her*

Harry:  YOU DO THE HOKEY POKEY AND YOU SHAKE IT ALL ABOUT..

Ron:  He even got the song wrong..

Ginny:  Urgh.. What's that smell...

Harry:  SORRY, SMEXHY-TITS!

George: *shivers*  He's got a problem.

McGonagall: *wincing*  Thank god the students are all in classes now..

Dumbledore:  Hm.. I've got to think about this..  Why don't you subdue Harry again, then come back up here?

Hermione:  Uh.. Sure.  Sir.

Harry: RUN, RUN, AS FAST AS YOU CAN!  YOU CAN'T CATCH ME, BECAUSE I'M THE HARRYBREAD MAN! *runs*

Ginny:  Hoo boy...
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Masked Figure: *crouching behind Whomping Willow* Now, Snape!

Snape:  *walks forward dumbly*  5 points from Gryffindor.  5 points from Gryffindor.  5 points from Gryffindor.

Masked Figure:  I SAID SHUT IT!  SILENCIO!

*Ron, George, Hermione, and Ginny come running out of the building*

George:  Get back here, Harry!

Ginny: *shooting stunning spells*  You're a dead man!  Nobody calls me 'smexhy-tits'!

Ron:  .. AHHH!  SNAPE!!!!!

Snape: *walks forwards dumbly*

Hermione:  Wha-!  Snape?  Stupefy!

Snape: *falls to ground*

Ginny:  *still trying to hit Harry* Stupefy!  Stupefy!  Stupefy! *stunning spell bounces off greenhouse two and hits the mask figure*

Masked figure:  Aaah!

Ron:  *glances in direction*  George?  What are you doing back there?

George:  I'm over here, mate! *looks bewildered, and is standing beside Ron.*

Ron:  Then who... *He and George walk over to Whomping Willow, and find masked figure laying on ground.  They pull off his mask, and...*

George:  FRED!  BLOODY HELL!

Ron:  Am I dreaming...

George:  If you are, we're having the same nightmare. *releases Fred from spell*   Fred, you bloody bitch. *hugs*

Fred:  Aww..  George..  Look at you!  You're all grown up! *hugs back*

Hermione:  *comes running over dragging Snape with her*  Um.. Aren't you supposed to be dead...?

Ron, Fred, and George:  (All together) NO!

Fred:  Geez, Hermione!  Don't jinx me!

Hermione:  Well, sorry....

Fred:  *hugs Hermione* So, why are you guys at Hogwarts anyways?  And where's Harry?

Ron:  Well... Harry went a bit.. mental.  So we tied him up and brought him here for Dumbledore to look at...

Hermione:  And why are you still holding me?

George:  Where is Harry, anyways?

Ron:  And where's Ginny?

George:  And why's Snape here?

Snape:  5 points from Gryffindor.  5 points from Gryffindor.  Silencio.  STFU.  5 points from Gryffindor.

Fred:  Fuck him!  He's like a parrot now! *still holding Hermione*

Hermione: Uh...