Pen Parodies of Potter 16

Part 16
Ron: A muggle?

Hermione: You picked up a muggle girl?

Molly: You're going to be facing the consequences for this, you know.

Riona: What's a muggle?  Are you going to get in trouble for helping me? *innocent face*

George: Pretty much.

Ron: Hey, Hermione?  Where'd you get that cool ring?

Hermione: *clenches hand* Oh.. um..  I bought it.  Myself.  And it certainly wasn't given to me by one of your brothers.

Ron: *gullible* Okay.  I'm off to work, now.

George: Riona.. You'd better come upstairs with me.

Riona: Okay! ^_^

George: *leads her upstairs*

Riona: What's a muggle?

George: *sighs* Riona.. This is going to sound a bit crazy, but..  We're all wizards.

Riona: Say what?

George: We have magic.  We can do stuff.  Cool-looking stuff.

Riona: Okay...

George: *pulls out wand* Wingardum Leviosa!

Riona:  I'm flying!  Cool!

George: *lets her down* You see?

Riona: *randomly points out window* What's with that mysterious big hole in the ground with a neon signpost pointing down?

George: *distracted* We don't have a big hole in the...  What on earth?

Riona:  Hey, why don't we all jump down it?

George: Why would we do that?

Riona: Because YOU want to.

George: I do?  Of course I do!  Hey, Perce!  Ginny!  Hermione!  Let's all jump down that huge hole in the front of our house!

Everyone: Okay! 8DDD

*We all jump down the huge random hole*

Riona: It's dark in here.

Hermione: Why are we still free-falling?

Percy: Not a clue.

Ginny:  Hey.. I see light!

George: AAaaaaahhh!

*We all tumble out the other end*

Riona: Hey.. I'm back home!

Everyone: Huh?

Riona: Come on!  Let's go surf the web! >3

Everyone: Sure...?

*Some random internet cafe*

Ginny: *on Google* G-I-N-N-Y W-E-A-S-L-E-Y-enter

George: *on Youtube* Hm... P-O-T-T-E-R...enter

Percy: I never took muggle studies.. *goes off looking at books*

Hermione: *on Deviantart* Uh... H-A-R-R-Y P-O-T-T-E-R-enter

Ginny: AAAAHHHHRRRGH!  WHAT IS THIS!?!?!?!?

George: Why are we all puppets and singing our name over and over again?  Though, this could be interesting..

Hermione: MY EYEEEEEESSSS....  And Harry looks nothing like this..

Everyone: *stares at Riona*

Riona: *innocently* What?

Percy: Hey... How'd this 'JK Rowling' person know about the Philosopher's stone?

Hermione: My eyes.. they burn... T-T

George: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape.. Snape, Snape, Severus Snape-DUMBLEDORE! *humming to www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm… *

Hermione: O___O Why is there Harry/Draco porn.... x__x

Riona: *evil grin* Obliviate!

*back in own universe*

George: *distracted* We don't have a big hole in the ground.  What on earth are you talking about?

Riona: Never mind.  Where do I sleep?